thinkinsidethebluebox:

exprincesssammya:

prinsenafnord:

exprincesssammya:

prinsenafnord:

Britain is a strange place. 

#WE HAVE TO BOOST THE POWER AT A CERTAIN TIME TO COPE WITH EVERYONE PUTTING THE KETTLE ON FOR A CUP OF TEA     

yOU’RE JOKING RIGHT

WOW

No, I’m not. It even has a wiki page.

Oh my god.

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thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Will reblog every, EVERY time.

what a helpful young person

I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!

…O_O

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copperbadge:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

“Evans, you are thirty years old. I am forty seven. I get hungry like every three fucking hours, so I am going to eat a goddamn snack. If you want to be doing action films when you are forty seven, you are going to need to get used to hiding dried fruit around the set. Do you want to be doing action films when you are forty seven?”

“I would like a blueberry please, sir.”

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knave-ofhooliganism:

sainthannah:

jumpingjacktrash:

thischick25:

This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…

men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.

bane of my fucking existence 

women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. 

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miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

*dies of laughter*

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ohai-ohia:

marveloki:

New Avengers (2012) #29

Something only those of you who know the entity JParm will understand, and possibly not even then:

“Burritos? Burritos.”

(ask him about it. It’s worth it.)

*laughs*

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thisisendless:

:)

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linear-relationships:

raiining:

julesmasters:

modmad:

hydraulic-wing:

hydraulic-wing:

blacklimes:

modmad:

My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

IT’S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES.

CAN I START SHIPPING THEM NOW!??!?

…. my hand slipped?…

Oh my god.

Fabulousness.

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